Get prepared to swoon, Dr Manlimann is in residence. The story so far ...
Constance Voluptua was the new Doctor at St. Valentine's Hospital but had Dr. Manlimann even noticed her...
Clappers:
'it wasn't until she was admitted to A&E in a drink fuelled coma - that Dr Manlimmann noticed her for the first time.... maybe it was the fact it was unusual to see an on-duty nurse admitted during her shift....or it could have been as he ...gently wiped the rioja tinged sickness from her full lips...he realised that she was just his kind of woman...feisty, not afraid to break the rules, and liked a drink...as Constance's stomach was pumped for the final heave, it was Dr Manlimman who she saw as she came round....her bosom heaved...although after eight years in the profession the Dr knew that this was a reaction to the stomach pump....he still felt a shudder of ...what was it? Lust? Protetiveness? Whatever it was - he KNEW he had to act....
He is such a brute that Dr Manliman...
....said David the gay charge nurse and all-round ward gossip, but, like everyone at St Valentines, his comment was charged with just a hint of jealousy where Dr Manliman was concerned....As Constance finally came round, and her glazed eye...s focussed on the scene before her, she realised she was AT LAST in the good doctors arms....it wasn't until he had wiped the final bit of vomit from her name badge, he realised her name - AND the fact that she wasn't just a nurse - but Constance Volupta! World renowned eminence in stiletto heel accidents! And a DOCTOR no less! 'How are you'? He gestured...'Better'? 'Ye-yes...' she whispered....and, catching herself - murmered 'well THAT was a waste of a good Pot Noodle wasn't it..' - it was all she could think of - at that precious moment. 'Ooh COMMON!' snapped Nurse David - not short of a quick comment as ever...
She:
'Help me Dr Manliman', breathed Constance, '... I've been posioned ... I only had the ONE glass of Rioja!'
Dr Manliman recoiled in horror, who could hurt such a delicate flower. 'Who was it? Who did this to you?' he growled.
'Jason ... It ...was Matron Jason!' wailed Dr Voluptua clinging to Dr Manliman's protective embrace.
'Quelle suprise', murmured Nurse David darkly ...
'DELICATE FLOWER!' snorted Matron Jason and Ward Nurse David together, she MAY be a Doctor - but the Volupta woman can drink four navvies and a sailor under ANY table....don't be fooled by those fluttering eyelashes and demeanour au tragiq...ue...'It - It's not true' quivered Constance, with one eye still on the Doctor...'they both FORCED me to drink' she croaked - pointing a shaking accusing finger at the evil Matron and his cackling side-kick - ' and on a school night too...PLIED me with it!' 'They're just JEALOUS'...they KNEW Id' get into trouble and make a fool of myself....'AND - they knew it would be on YOUR shift Doctor Manliman...you don't know them like I do..' 'Hush hush now' offered the Doctor in soothing tones 'am sure EVERYTHING will be fine'....'But NO! NO it WON'T!' Constance suddenly cried .....'for I fear I have lost Staff Nurse Belinda Bellchimes along the way''...'oh Doctor - such EVIL!' 'Where could she be? - a skip? A coal house perhaps?' Oh Doctor!' - and with that Constance crumpled into an unneccesary heap - sobbing into the doctors arms as the two homosexuals glanced each other a knowing glance...'...
Bel:
at that moment Nurse Belinda Bellchimes tragic dulcit tones rang out across A&E
'Don't listen to her...she's not...she's not...' as she slid gently onto the floor her wine drenched uniform leaking onto the retro linoleum
'Dr Volupta is not wh...o she claims to be...' she whispered 'She's your... your daughter...'
NO!
She:
'Noooooooo!' wailed Constance, 'it's no true! Don't listen to her, it's the Rioja talking!' as Staff Nurse Bellchimes coveniently passed out.
Bel:
Dr Manlimann immediately dashed to her side his gentle yet firm hand taking her pulse, his dark eyes flashed with inner torment... "stay with us Staff Nurse Bellchimes ... you have fourteen lavatory pans to empty and besides...I think I...love you" he gasped brushing away a tear
...it was at this very moment that Connie Volupta - even through her bleary eyed and weakened state KNEW she had to act - and act FAST...although Belinda Bellchimes was in fact correct - and she WAS no expert in Stiletto related injuries -... she'd had had enough near misses of her own involving high heels and a proponderence of drink - to be able to act with lightning speed....and with that - quick as a flash - she bough her own soiled bed pan right CRASH! Down on Nurse Bellchimes Judas head...knocking her out completely before any more could be said between her and the Doctor - 'What! What Did you you just DO!' cried the Doctor aghast - his manly and tantalisingly hirsute chest just glistening slightly with perspiration bought on by the shock of Connie's exertions...'But DOCTORRRR!' She cried again - sobbing into her regulation kidney bowl...'I thought it was ME you desired!' - 'You little FOOL!' he countered - 'you're BOTH fools!' - it's neither of you my heart bleeds for, 'I was referring to MATRON JASON!' ...
She:
'What?!' gasped Dr Con and Nurse David in unison as they stared at Matron Jason in shock and horror.
Now all became clear ... the longing glances over the unconscious patients ... the lingering touches when handing over the scalpel ... sta...nding rather too closely together when reading the medical charts.
'YOU CAD!' The scream reverberated off the linoleum and around the ward as everyone turned to stare at the shadow silhouetted in the doorway.
'Who the hell are you?' shrieked Matron Jason.
'I'm his WIFE!'
To be continued ...
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